“Oh, my left nut!”

If you don’t know the quote, check out this clip from Strange Brew:

So how is this relevant to us today? Well, check out this painful highlight from game 1 of the Caps/Flyers series:

Now, almost as painful as the fact that Thoresen took a slap shot that they feared had ruptured a testicle is the fact that the Capitals tied the game while he was writhing in pain on the ice. But no, the sacking hurts more … you guys know what I’m talking about.

Here’s the best quote to come out of that one, though: “[my girlfriend] is happy that my nuts are okay”. I’m sure she is. And I’m sure we’re all happy to hear that Patrick gets to keep both of his berries, swollen as they may be.